AP - Azerothian Press: November 5th, 2005 - Ironforge
The Cenarion Enclave shook from the inside when their noble son, Kalielar, Prefect of the honored regiment The Emerald Guard released the following scandalous press release to the media revealing his moonlighting prostitution gig. Both the Archdruid and High Priestess would not comment at this time, but Auctioneer Redmuse offers the following insightful words, "Oh Kalielar? He's a cream dream!"
PRESS RELEASE from the Desk of Kalielar:
Recently, the dastardly Defias Brotherhood attempted to blackmail me and ruin my military and political careers by revealing indiscretions from my past. Upon the sage advice of Expert Enchanter Gimble Thistlefuzz, I have decided to come forth with the truth of my private affairs. I admit to having worked briefly as a man-whore -- it's true, I was young and I needed the gold.
I release the following photographs which were taken by one of Van Cleef's undercover rogues when I was turning tricks in the Red Light District of Ironforge. Frankly, I do not regret what I have done, for I did it for the greater good -- to pay off my loans and feed the needy orphans of Stormwind. I only regret that I was forced to hustle my services wearing skimpy little manties and a feathered midriff shirt which were truly humiliating for a Druid of my stature and breeding. Beyond that, I find man-whoring to be a noble albeit discreet profession -- I do hope that my fellow guildmates and the public find it in their hearts to understand that I did what I had to do. I no longer man-whore to the throngs of Ironforge (I finally earned enough gold to buy myself pants with actual legs), but I still voluntarily serve as the exclusive he-bitch of the Emerald Guard guild members who hold my highest allegiance.
Sporting the official Streetwalker armor set:
Working the streets incognito, I wondered if Tryxx was also turning tricks:
Hustling in the Red Light District of Ironforge:
Now that I am no longer turning tricks on the streets, for all the peoples of Azeroth that might require an escort for those lonely nights, may I recommend fellow man-whore Dungar Longdrink to service you.
What a terrible loss, you were the best he-hoe in my man-stables, where's a reputable she-pimp like me supposed to find a replacement?! Ahh well, thinking back, you never really made me any money anyways, with all the meat and leather you sent me I started wondering if you weren't turning tricks on bartered goods.
I was going to pay you your cut in gold at first, but I thought you said you were 'into leather' and that you thoroughly enjoyed my 'tasty meat'? I must have totally misunderstood what you meant. *shrug*
Anyway, I suppose for that for you, as my first she-pimp who kindly took me in while I was still cherry, I can occasionally turn a couple of tricks for old times sake. You did after all teach me everything I needed to know to survive on the streets of Azeroth, so it's the least I could do. Besides, now that I think about it, I realize I'm going to have to hustle a little on the side once you've eventually set your eyes on an epic mount. Just no more 'dates' with two-headed Ogres please... it always chafes afterwards.
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