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Kalielar
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:57 pm  Reply with quote
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BCUZ DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER I RE-POST HERR DIS GUID:

ALAMO teeches U 2 play DURID!
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ALAMO teeches u 2 Burnin Croosaid!

GG ALAMO, HE TEECHES U LOTZ!

HE RITE, DURIDS IS FUN LOL AND ALWAYS PLAY NISE!

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Kalielar
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:58 pm  Reply with quote
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From the Blizzard Forums:

Alamo teeches U 2 play DURID


UMM HAY LOL! WEN BLIZZ IS HAF SUM NEW BORDS, IS NEEDS SUM OLD POST! SO HEER IS OLD POST FRUM MAYBE LAST YEERS!

Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID! | 11/22/2005 12:09:09 PM PST

sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!

2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN
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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.

1) OK, Sum durids is bare

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/almobear1.jpg

2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/m1a1tankahi.jpg

ONLY DURID DONT HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/BARESCARE.jpg

4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
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OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.

1) Seel is can fite, but is kind week.
2) Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
3) When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.
4) Seel is can teech frends how is swim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/swimlessons.jpg

ALSO I FORGETS

Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM

1) looks liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.

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AND ASLO

SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN

1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!

2) mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
3) them haf sum good armors & fite storng.
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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/roots.jpg

bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/eathed.jpg

U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

1) OK now sum durid is cat

2) Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.

3) Cat uis for fite

4) Cat durid dosent talk about fite

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomeow.jpg

5) when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/noninervate.jpg

and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomoonfare.jpg


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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER:
sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/duridteech.jpg

Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/DRUIDTEECHER.jpg

DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG

SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT

NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/bareattack.jpg

BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.

Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel

*********DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS every1 is like a fun time durid!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/alamoney.jpg

ALAMO LIVES AGAIN!

[ post edited by Bashnek ]
ALAMO IS A CASSEL IN TEXAS! LOL!
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Kalielar
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:00 pm  Reply with quote
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Part 2:

ALAMO teeches u 2 Burnin Croosaid!



OK HAY GUSY! ITS ME, ALAMO LOL. AND I HAF TO TELL U SUM NEW STUFF NOW, OK?

PEEPLE IS ASK ME WUT IS NEW DURID STUFFS?

IS HAF SUM FLYING FORM? AND TREE FORM? AND WHAT MORE IS DIFFERNET? BARES IS CAN DANCE LIKE A RUSHIN CIRCUS LOL!?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/BAREHED.jpg

YES, YES, YES! DURIDS IS STILL 4 FUN!

but sinse sum things is change, ALAMO teeches U 2 BURNIN CROOSAID!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/GRINANDBAREIT.jpg

durids is old class, and still haf much fun mor than others!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/BABYDURID.jpg

SOME PEEPLE IS NOT WANT TO UNDERSTAND DURIDS

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/nodurids.jpg


BUT DURIDS IS BACK, AND MOR STORNG THAN B4! now, in BURN CROOSAID, is many things new durids is can do, what wuzznt cood do B4!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/BARESTREE.jpg

1) ONE THING NOW IS BARES IS CAN DUNCE! DUN DUN DUN! LOL!
DUNCING BARES IS CAN MAKE HAPPY TIMES FOR UDDER FRENDS!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/LADYSBARE.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/DANCINBARES2.jpg

1) OK, HELLO TREE DURID!

TREE DURIDS IS HEEL, BUT DOSENT RUN! IS OK, DURID IS CAN HAF FAST RUN ANYWAY.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/TREEDONTRUN.jpg

TREE DURID IS MAKE STRONG HOT! ONLY DONíT GIT 2 CLOSE 2 FIRES LOL!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/treefire.jpg

MAYBE U NO SUM PEEPS WHO IS DONíT UNDERSTAND TREE DURID! U CAN TELL THEM SUMTHING SILLY!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/TASTEEDURID.jpg

2) UMM, STORMCROW!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/notstormcrow.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/NOTSTORMCROW2.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/crow.jpg

OK, IMPORTINT... STORMCROW IS LIKE SHINY THING AND PECK AT EYES! ALSO, CAN FLY! B4 DURIDS IS CANT FLY, BUT NOW IS CAN EVEN POOP ON HEDS OF PEEPS LOL!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/stormcrow.jpg

3) OK IS MANY NEW THINGS DURIDS IS CAN DO:

MANGLE: CAT DURIDS LUV SUM MANGLE. IS NOT MAN ANGLE, MAYBE U THINK- IS GIRL ANGLE, LIEK CORELIEL:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/ANGLELUVDURID.jpg

NOW BARE DURIDS IS CAN TANK GOOD! NO PEEPS IN HED STILL, BUT MAYBE GIT SUM ANTLERS OR UDDER CRAZY HED STUFF, IS NISE!

REMEMBERS- HEEL BARES DURID! BARE DURIDS IS STORNG FREND!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/HALP.jpg

DURIDS IS ALSO VERY STORNG 4 PVP! BARES AND CATS FITE, MOONKIN MAKES MOON STUFF, AND SUM DURIDS IS 4 HEEL!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/PVP.jpg

DONíT BE SCARED OF FITE, ONLY REMEMBER IMPORTANT DURID STUFF!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/duridsign.jpg

REMEMBER, DURIDS IS BEST! WHEN U IS HAF SUM FUN, ALL DURIDS IS HAF SUM FUN WIT U!! ALSO, DURIDS IS ALWAYS FRENDS, SO PLAY NISE, OK?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/FRENDS4EVA.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/WizardLionCloseFINAL.jpg
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Sefid
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:53 am  Reply with quote
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damn you keep writing like that and I'll chop your fingers off. I tried reading it but after the first post....oh the pain! my head!
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Kalielar
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:38 pm  Reply with quote
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Laughing Haha, sorry about that Sefid. The above posts are actually written by Alamo, a Tauren Druid on the Thunderhorn server -- I just reposted here for posterity.

Alamo's silly parody guides are kinda legendary on the Druid forum. (It's like the "Druids love waffles" aka "WAFFLES###" phenomenon which you'll have to ask Sparden to explain sometime.)

Here's his original posts:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=11491411&postId=115002390&sid=1#0
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=59308423&postId=592133566&sid=1#0

He's even got his own WoWwiki page:
http://wowwiki.com/Alamo

My eyes bled the first time I read his guides, but once you get used to (or at least past) the leetspeak, it's his pictures that are hilarious.





Now everytime I see people on general write "HAY GUSY" and "LIEK" it makes me laugh instead of cringe. Wink


p.s. There's rumors that Alamo is quitting the game or re-rolling because of the upcoming druid nerf, so people are pleading for him to stay because the 'young durids ned him'.

'Remember the ALAMO'!

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Serandriel
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:31 pm  Reply with quote
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O_O

@_@

*head asplodes*

Oh my gawd... my eyes... my BRAIN. x_____X

_________________
"All who stand in the full radiance of the Light cannot allow the Shadow to touch them...
...for one must overcome the other.
"

§Serandriel§
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Sefid
PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:19 am  Reply with quote
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*bangs head on wall*
/needtokill
/target [leetspeak]
/splodie
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Sparden
PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:12 am  Reply with quote
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