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Kalielar
PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:30 am  Reply with quote
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I was cruising through comic websites, and came across this hilarious panel from Batman:




Laughing


Original link:
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2640265.html

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:37 am  Reply with quote
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Tsuli
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:25 pm  Reply with quote
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Oh, Batman, you old perv...



The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is syndicated in my local paper and I read it at lunch every single day. This summer, Spidey spent the whole summer obtaining health insurance. (Incidentally, I love how comic strip time runs at 1/1000th the speed of real life time. Mary Worth, for example, has taken the last two weeks to get her tuna casserole out of the oven and deliver it to the lady down the hall.)

My favorite part was that his insurance company required him to get a physical exam. He made an appointment and went to the doctor. The dramatic tension in this amazing adventure came from the fact that he wore his spidey suit under his clothes:



Where's the homoerotic tension? Where's the brooding? Where's the morally questionable killing? All I've seen is a lot of Peter Parker watchin TV and moping because Mary Jane makes more money than he does.

Doctor Octupus did smash a TV this week. Maybe that'll goad spidey into a Batman-style homocidal rage.

/fingers crossed
//thwip
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Kalielar
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:07 pm  Reply with quote
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LOL Tsuli! That is a truly excellent strip. The Amazing Spider-Man applying for Health Insurance is really quite a pulse-pounding thrillride! Next week.... Peter must drop his pants, turn his head and cough... is that his Spider-sense tingling?

EXCELSIOR!




Tsuli wrote:
Oh, Batman, you old perv...



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Kalielar
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:13 pm  Reply with quote
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Oh, speaking of BatPerv, have you ever seen the Superman Is A Dick site?


They have wonderful gems of old comics, most of Superman being a wanker, but they have a few Wonder Woman and Batman ones too. Here's an example:








Check it out, there's boundless entertainment at that website... Very Happy

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Jingo
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:03 pm  Reply with quote
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Never have I felt closer to The Joker. Crying or Very sad

Edit: Also, I LOVE the assorted Henchmen in The Joker's hideout.
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Kalielar
PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:42 pm  Reply with quote
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Jingo wrote:
Never have I felt closer to The Joker. Crying or Very sad


ROFL! Sadly, I can somewhat relate...



Crying or Very sad




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Kalielar
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:28 pm  Reply with quote
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I don't wanna know.

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Tryxx
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:55 pm  Reply with quote
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Kalielar wrote:
I don't wanna know.


Poor Tammy Littlenut.

(( http://www.jerriblank.com/peeonme.wav ))



And you thought Batman was pervy:




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Jingo
PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:00 am  Reply with quote
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Suddenly, something splashes in her face. That's Golden!

Har har har.


Oh, and a Strangers With Candy Reference. Fancy.
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