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Koytis
PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:37 pm  Reply with quote
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As yall may or may not have heard, my name got reported so I had to change my name. So, to make the decision easier I went to the ultimate naming source....urbandicitonary.com

Now, some dood probably just made this crap up, but it's cool, it's on a website so it must be real right? *wink*

Main Entry: Koyoto
Pronunciation: Kyah-oh-toe
Function: Noun, Verb
Etymology: Gekisen
Date: before 21th century
1 : A busted condom, a mistake
2 : A morbid obese Giraffe
3 : A pathological liar
4 : A newbie
5 : Triple penetration hardcore anal sex while being teabagged by five Indian midgets covered in ranch dressing while skying diving with sliding glass doors covered in mayonaise

1 : Son, I am sorry to tell you but your a Koyoto...it was a wild night in Las Vegas on New years eve.

2: There are thousands of Koyotos dying each year in the plains of Africa.

3: I know your sleeping around on me Chad, stop being a koyoto.

4 : Wow...these kid is such a Koyoto.

5 : Damn man you missed that party last night, there was a HUGE Koyoto in the living room man!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Koyoto

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Aggus
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:55 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 08 Jun 2006
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Koy, so which one of the 5 definitions fits you best? LOL

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Hadvin
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:18 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 11 Apr 2006
Posts: 50

/report Koytis

To: GM
From: Hadvin

Check out Urban Dictionary! Hax!
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Zande
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:15 pm  Reply with quote



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Why don't you just cut out the middle man and name yourself butsecks? I mean JEEZ Razz

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Tryxx
PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:48 pm  Reply with quote
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Zande wrote:
Why don't you just cut out the middle man and name yourself butsecks? I mean JEEZ Razz


Because the man in the middle is what makes it a party.

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Kalielar
PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:40 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 20 Sep 2005
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Location: Shattanooga Shoo Shoo

Here's another one to join Aggus' mailman's cousin's carpenter's dentist friend.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GLa6dzVN_AU

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Aggus
PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:13 pm  Reply with quote
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Kalielar wrote:
Here's another one to join Aggus' mailman's cousin's carpenter's dentist friend.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GLa6dzVN_AU


Fantastic! 2 down 3 to go!

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Aggus
PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:15 pm  Reply with quote
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Tryxx wrote:
Zande wrote:
Why don't you just cut out the middle man and name yourself butsecks? I mean JEEZ Razz


Because the man in the middle is what makes it a party.


Tryxx,

I just can't stop laughing at the stick figures on your signature.

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Tryxx
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:31 pm  Reply with quote
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Aggus wrote:
Tryxx,

I just can't stop laughing at the stick figures on your signature.


Sadly, it's an extremely accurate representation of my daily struggle to remain unhumped, especially in inappropriate public settings like the grocery store, Starbucks, my mom's house...

*snaps Kal's leash* DOWN! Good puppy. NO! STAY!

Rolling Eyes

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Aggus
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:35 pm  Reply with quote
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Aggus wrote:
Kalielar wrote:
Here's another one to join Aggus' mailman's cousin's carpenter's dentist friend.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GLa6dzVN_AU


Fantastic! 2 down 3 to go!



Oooohhh I think I found a 3rd


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Kalielar
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:24 pm  Reply with quote
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ROFL! That is just rockin'!

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Aggus
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:26 pm  Reply with quote
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Hey guys I found a SERVICE!

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Kalielar
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:31 pm  Reply with quote
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LOL! Wow, you really CAN get everything on the internet!

And who needs a mail-order bride, when you can rent this caliber of companionship?


Their site says:

"$200 for one hour of midget fun

$95 for a personalized birthday gram
"


SOLD!

*sends Aggus a birthday gram*

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Zande
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:56 pm  Reply with quote



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Hey, midgets need work too, you know.

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Aggus
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:13 pm  Reply with quote
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Kalielar wrote:
*sends Aggus a birthday gram*


eek! Laughing

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