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Diddamouse
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:46 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 19
Location: Elwynn Forest

Being a Gnome, everyone thinks I'm ugly and constantly make short jokes and crack at me about how 'squishy' I am. I'm not tall like Kalelier, I don't have endearing facial hair like Thalonious and I don't even have breast like Tryxx. So whenever people are drunk and flirting in the forests of Elwynn or taverns of Menethil Harbor, no one even gives me a second glance.

But I'm a Gnome dammit, and I have my needs. AND I'm desperate. And sometimes desperate measures need to be taken. I need to get lucky too. The key to that is a little trade secret I have: Get 'em Drunk!


This is a Satyyr I met during one of my quests. He was so stressed out that I managed to 'convince' him that he needed a little....servicing.


Speaking of servicing, after Thal and that nympho night elf retired to their rooms, I found Mr. Confident Night Elf-guy drunk out of his mind in the tub again. I didn't have to do much work.


I had to wait for this looter to die before I could get any action....uh....did I say die? I meant 'sleep'. It was consentual, trust me.

So the moral of the story here is that when you're short and unnattractive, sometimes you have to do the dispiccable just to maintain your sanity. God my sex life sucks.
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Cauri
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:25 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 30 Oct 2005
Posts: 18

Oh diddy, what happens to you two when im not around???

-Cauri
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Diddamouse
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:19 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 13 Oct 2005
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Location: Elwynn Forest

This is why I should NEVER be left alone for too long....
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Adeena
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:19 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 15 Oct 2005
Posts: 266

Diddamouse wrote:
This is why I should NEVER be left alone for too long....


I on the other hand wonder if this can be used like a 'seduce' and exploited in some of my instances...
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Galamir
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:20 pm  Reply with quote



Joined: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 22

Friends of Diddamouse:

http://wop.ytmnsfw.com/
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Tryxx
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:37 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 13 Oct 2005
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That's kinda hot.

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