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Koytis
PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:36 pm  Reply with quote
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One night, in one of our many BRD runs, Monna was annoyed by a n00b hunter. Later that night, she let out all her frustration on him.



It was quite an event, even Santa Claus was a spectator

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Tryxx
PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:18 pm  Reply with quote
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Hmm, my experience with aforementioned n00b leads me believe that he was most definitely asking for it... but then who doesn't enjoy Monna abuse? I know I do.

Santa writes feverishly:
"Koytis - NICE .... Wildheart Set
Monna - NAUGHTY .... Coal
Pyro - N00B .... Pally Weap"


Wink
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Adeena
PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:18 pm  Reply with quote
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Ahh yeah, now I remember, that was the night I taught a 60 hunter about FD/trap and that WingClip was a skill worthy of having on your skill bar... Haha, Pyro lub that nub.
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Kalielar
PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:30 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 20 Sep 2005
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I agree with Tryxx --- Pyroxene was definitely just asking for a Monna smackdown, hehe. Razz





(His buns are so clenched in antici....pation!)



And I should tell Santa that there are a few other naughty boys and girls in our guild....


Here's Thal mackin' on a succubutt:


And Koytis engaging in a kinky ménage à trois:



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Koytis
PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:42 pm  Reply with quote
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HAWT cyb0rz in EG Tonight!!!!

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Pyroxene
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:43 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 26 Jun 2006
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Location: pWn-ville

(That ass is hawt if I do say so myself).
Anyways, I have a few things to note about that picture of my alleged "pWnage". A picture is worth a thousand words, or in this case, a million or so NE sperm spurting on the faces of the infidels.
1. Please note that I am dancing in that photo and my pet is as lazy as Koytis. Monna is beating down a peaceful entertainer!
2. Notice the placement of my pelvis in relation to her face (who's really getting "pWn'd"?)
3. Notice the "splurge" of "white matter" that seems to be emanating from my nether regions (if you need help with this one refer to number 2). Don’t waste those liquid mommy vitamins Monna! I spent 3 hours and a roast beef sandwich making those!
4. Notice the placement of nametags. Clearly an indication of sheer awesomeness and maybe even dancing ability. Sucka!
5. Notice also the difference of my rank with that of “Moan-ah”. Thank the lord for military benefits!
6. Santa Claus is a freak and any child who sits on his lap should expect a red-nosed skin-boat up their innocent behinds. (L33T cyB0Rz!!!11!!!)
7. I got pWn’d by Monna… dammit.
8. It was 4 in the morning… and I got pWn’d…damn it all!

Wait, back to the excuses…

9. I was attempting to show Koytis the proper technique of losing a duel. Koytis keeps running around and wasting energy. Let the death come to YOU, don’t look for it. You’ll just die tired. Remember that.
10. Anyone who relies on Wing Clip is a n00b hunter and should either learn to kite or re-roll as, say, a priest maybe. (That one had to hit home, hahahaha!)
12. I hate the number 11.
13. FD/Trap is obvious, it’s getting the macro that works around SmartPet that’s the bitch. (My only real excuse, lol. With it “I’d last at least 3 more seconds”. Funny how often if used that phrase…doh!).
14. “You spank it, you tank it” LOL!!! More like “You see my ass for free in BRD then get pissed and beat me down in front of Santa Claus with clear disregard for his naughty list”. Don’t be intimidated Monna, you’ll lose your baby fat one day and have an ass like my taught cheeks of destruction.
15. Don’t get mad cuz I thrusted your AFK brains out. You know you like it!
16 and most important. I am now ready to become official n00bsauce!

I think it’s clear who really got pWn’d here! The evidence is overwhelming! But maybe one day I won’t be such a n00b and start pWn’ing others…. Damn….
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Adeena
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:39 am  Reply with quote
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1. Yeah, most of those duels seemed like you stumbling around, erm dancing.
2. I'm a biter.
3. Two words, 'Minute Man', did any of those bouts take longer than a minute? 30 seconds?
4. You Nelfs are like 12 feet tall!
5. I obviously didn't spend enough time in the BGs 'dancing'. Razz
6. Agreed!
7. Very Happy
8. Aww, excuses? Sad
9. You lose very well, Koy actually puts up a fight though. Wink
10. Haha! Good one... Cept uh, Ade can kite, and kick your arse too I'd wager. Cool
11. Got nothin?
12. ^.^
13. "The day I taught a 60 hunter about FD/Trap" What was your rank again?
14. You drop your pants and I'm suppose to appreciate that, we were running an instance!
15. Get it while you can I suppose.
16. Can't wait to log in!

n00bsauce wrote:
But maybe one day I won’t be such a n00b and start pWn’ing others…. Damn….
Twisted Evil
We all have to have goals, though I really think you should be a bit more realistic, I mean... Common!
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Pyroxene
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:11 pm  Reply with quote
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Another picture of the BRD pWnz0r'age!!!

(Just trying the get the attention off my ass-whoopin Twisted Evil )
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Adeena
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:33 pm  Reply with quote
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Well... Least you had your pants on in that picture Smile
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Kalielar
PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:41 pm  Reply with quote
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Pyroxene wrote:
Anyways, I have a few things to note about that picture of my alleged "pWnage".....................................





Huge block of text crits Kalielar for 1900.

/say My eyes are bleeding!!!

Razz

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