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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:46 pm  Reply with quote

Joined: 20 Sep 2005
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Location: Shattanooga Shoo Shoo

Yesterday, Thalonious unwittingly accompanied me to an Alt-oholics Anonymous group therapy session in the Dwarven District of Stormwind. Especially after the recent media scandal about my extracurricular activities, I attended in bear-form so that I wouldn't be recognized, but was put on the spot during introductions. I was forced to make up a name and then I just started babbling nervously after that... it didn't end well.

Let's just say I'm now banned from the AA group therapy session, and will probably never know what the other 11 steps are in their 12 step program. Oh well. Now where are my enablers? They owe me a drink.

((*For those wondering about the addiction to porn and masturbating constantly *ahem*, that's actually a line from the cinematic tour de force known as Sorority Boys. However, I am neither confirming nor denying the reality of the quote itself. *cough*))

Kalielar Timberlake
(\\\\"\(.:..:.)/\\\\") Kaboomkin!
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